Daily Distraction: It appears that in an ironic turn of events the mind-control machine itself is having its on-air personalities suddenly fall victim to its own effects. Not buying it? The highest paid actor on television, Judge Judy, also fell victim last week. Read more.
post-modern deconstruction of today's news
April 2, 2011
May 1, 2010
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Only Hearsay Episode 15 marks the last episode of Only Hearsay from the Sycuan Indian Reservation Watchtower. Tyrus and Joe discuss all things relevant, and more that completely isn’t.
Runtime: 43:36
New: Porn for the blind!
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Show notes:
- “I’m in love with my grandson and we’re having a baby”
- Boy sues mom for changing his Facebook password
- Have you seen this drunk woman?
- Adding a little pep to the Pepsi
- Porn for the blind!
- Priest Gaga?
- Dave Chappelle buys a shopping center
Thanks so much for listening over the course of the last 15 Episodes. Don’t forget to Subscribe on iTunes, and tell your friends, more still to come!
April 27, 2010
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Only Hearsay Episode 14 is a short goodbye to San Diego from Joe, but not a goodbye to Only Hearsay!
Runtime: 7:42
Goodbye, but not farewell!
April 8, 2010
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Only Hearsay Episode 13 was the episode that almost never was. Learn about the horrors of Joe and Tyrus’s Triskaidekaphobia, how volcano tourism is really erupting in Iceland, and much more.
Runtime: 19:25
Coming soon: Underwater breathing!
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Show notes:
- How NOT to react when your girlfriend leaves you
- Can you see the 19 on Mars?
- No Farmville allowed in the City Council Chambers!
- Lady Gaga defends some dude on Twitter (not news)
- Hitler wanted to steal the Turin Shroud and stab the Pope with Jesus’s spear
- Slash is with Coco
- Yes, since the 1960s mammals have been able to breath underwater
- Exxon Mobil paid no federal income tax in 2009
- Don’t screw with this guy’s Pringles
- Cloud bacteria has evolved to MAKE IT RAIN
- Broke country? Pray for volcanic activity
Once again, thanks for listening, don’t forget to Subscribe on iTunes, and tell your friends!
March 30, 2010
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To mark Episode 12 of Only Hearsay, we discuss the new Korean war, life on Mars, and how Extra brainwashes your mind. Tyrus also issues his final “pop” quiz to Joe, which turns out to be very urban in nature.
Runtime: 34:51
This is us!
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Show notes:
- North Korea attacks South Korea, we pretend it didn’t happen
- Can you see the 19 on Mars?
- Obama and the Star Wars connection
- 19 Harry Potter Theme Park pictures
- British airport employee gets a “sneek peek” at a co-worker using MMW technology
- Hi-Tech Hookers: You can now pay a girl to play Halo with you
- Male Hooker taps out
- Government is hiding dead bodies under giant tarps!
- China develops weapon against stank
- 9 alternative uses for toothpaste
- Apple runs out of iPads!
- An innovation for death!
Movie of the week:
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March 23, 2010
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1+1=Episode 11 of Only Hearsay! This week we discuss the most real news of the week, and follow it up with another “pop” quiz for Joe.
Runtime: 30:14
Her goal? Weigh 1,000 pounds! Ain’t nothing gonna stop her now!
Show notes:
- Tiger Woods is a sick, sick man
- Last chance to visit Iceland!
- Watch out for planes while driving
- The Vistors have arrived over the UK
- It’s never too late to come out
- Google says goodbye to China
- Click to find out what you get when you eat 12,000 calories a day
- Healthcare reform timeline
- Conservatives haphazardly threaten President on Twitter
- Don’t drink a lot of Apple Juice!
- The sun is better than a flu shot
Website of the week:
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March 17, 2010
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Ten episodes in for Only Hearsay! Can you believe it? On this St. Patrick’s Day, Joe and Tyrus give you the real news of the week, we play another game of “What the Hell is Chris Cornell Singing?” and Tyrus gives Joe a quiz on pop culture, which he most likely fails.
Runtime: 34:48
Yep, he’s a TSA Agent who rapes… nothing to see here!
Show notes:
- Child rape ROCKS TSA
- Ashley Dupre spontaniously combusts!
- Man kills three old people for having sex in his house
- [Video] Man wastes a ton of time drawing in MS Paint
- Briton spends 1 trillion US Dollars on killing ants
- Woman sells empty glass jars on eBay.
- Let’s drink to Jesus!
- Headcoverings for all religions must be allowed!
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March 14, 2010
Daily Distraction: While I am the last person to advocate anything having to do with a leaf blower, STIHL, a manufacturer of such noise-making, useless items has went ahead and innovated something pretty spectacular, a self-tearing daily calendar.
I just hope they aren’t powered by the same gas engine the blowers are.
March 9, 2010
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In this ninth episode of Only Hearsay, we proceed to aggregate all the inane news you never knew you needed to know. From Octobaby, to Chinese Dancing Dwarfs, to Red Star Linux, we got you covered!
Runtime: 34:28
Octobaby?
Show notes:
- Latest threat: The Ocean
- That’s Inspector Google Street View, to you
- Eight-limbed boy in India
- Dave Chappelle lives!
- Theme Park of the Week: China’s Dwarf Dancing Delight
- Inmate transferred from prison to Walmart
- Detective gets 160 lap dances for $18k of your money
- Atheist group trades porn for Holy Books
- IDF says no being friends with Osama on Facebook
- North Korea’s one star to rule them all!
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March 6, 2010
Daily Distraction: What you see above is Melbourne, Australia after a once-in-a-hundred year hail storm, which flooded streets, caused metro to literally get stuck in the water, and threw down golf-ball sized hail, not a scene from 2012.
Hit the click-through for more photos, straight from the Twittersphere. But be extra careful out there, as Mother Nature genuinely seems pissed.
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